Top Ten For This Weekend!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I hope you all have enjoyed your week! And you have an even more fabulous Easter Weekend! I have always loved and enjoyed Easter! I still help my daughter hunt for eggs (even though she says she can do it alone! lol!) Of course any weekend that I spend time with my family laughing and having fun is a good weekend for me! So here is our Top Ten from Parenting magazine! I hope you get a little laugh in yourself also! Enjoy your Easter Weekend!

How Having Kids Is Like Being A Wall Street Tycoon:
1. Your gross domestic product rises evidenced by the daily pailful of dirty diapers.
2. You have weekly board meetings...what's family night without Scrabble or Monopoly?
3. You're the subject of a hostile takeover...really, why should you be able to have a full night's sleep without a toddler showing up to hog your pillow and steal the blankets?
4. You're sentenced to several years in a maximum-security facility...and it's funny how your preschooler is better at opening the safety gates and drawer latches than you are.
5. You keep a sharp eye on interest green veggies, educational television, and chores.
6. You dole out sweet bonuses...hey, a handful of Froot Loops can work wonders on a kid who won't get into her booster seat.
7. You're on constant market watch...because with what your tween son eats theses days, a sale on hamburger is a very big deal.
8. You gladly accept a bailout...thanks for babysitting, Grandma!
9. Your bonds are extremely rewarding...and every group snuggle on the couch reminds you.
10. You're all about the perks...since you can't get through a day without five cups of coffee.

I hope you enjoyed this weeks top ten, and I hope you enjoy your Easter even more!


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